This is aimed at no one person in particular.
I am not psychic. If you need help, ASK FOR IT; don’t get pissy because I didn’t read your mind and magically come and help when you wanted it. Also, don’t then go on to be pissy and refuse any help if it is offered, because then you just make yourself look like a child having a tantrum. You cannot then turn around and claim that everyone is being lazy and not helping you; this, again, makes you look like a child and reduces the chance that anyone will offer to help again.
If you are yelling at us for breaking the hinges on the doors because we’re “constantly slamming the door”, it makes you a hypocrite when you get in a huff and slam the door (three times, if once wasn’t bad enough.) hard enough to make the entire house shake. It’s most likely you doing all the damage, and I’m getting tired of being blamed for things I didn’t do. ( Despite the fact that it’s mostly you slamming doors and stomping around in a huff.)
Don’t whinge that I need to go out and get some fresh air, then complain that I have the window open. You know that breeze blowing in? That’s fresh air.
Just because I didn’t immediately drop what I was doing and run to whatever new task you want me to do doesn’t mean I a) didn’t hear you, or b) am ignoring you. You keep telling me to finish what I start.
Follow-up to above: It’s annoying when people start walking away from you when they’re talking, it also makes it very difficult to hear what they’re saying. You hate it when mother does it to you, don’t do it to me. Also, don’t get pissy when I didn’t read your mind or decipher the mumbling; that’s annoying too. I may have to ask you to repeat what you just said, getting angry at me for doing that is pointless and helps no-one.