Needed: Boot-to-the-head over TCP/IP

Some days I really begin to wonder how some folks even find the power button on their computer, nevermind log into a website and write a semi-coherent sentence.
See this, for example: http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqO9qYdHTWC8L.jiPTXihsgG...

(Archived copy attached from 10:43 this morning.)

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