Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Therefore it follows that, if there is no porn of something, it does not exist. There is no porn (at least, at time of writing.) of The Game. Therefore it follows that The Game does not exist, ergo you are not playing it, and thus cannot lose said game. QED.
(Anyone wants to prove me wrong, go ahead. I don’t play the game anyway, but it’ll be amusing. :D )